Marketing Types { FUUNY EXAMLPES !!! }

Marketing Skills !!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am
very
rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone
number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your
tie, you walk
up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag
after she
drops it and offer her A ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very
rich.
Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says,
"You are very
rich..I want to marry you" !!(???)
That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
rich.
Marry me".
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!